Q: What does “Bumblekee” mean?
It’s a combination of my name (Keely), what I do at parties (bumble), and the fact that in 1991 my friends and I killed Macaulay Culkin in the movie My Girl.

Q: Why did you start a blahg?
I once got 30 comments on a Xanga post in middle school.  Also, one of my very good friends wrote in my high school yearbook, “We have had some good times.  I’m sure we have, but I just don’t remember them because all of your wittiness occurs online.”